Anatomicals Nod Off and Let the World Sod Off Sleep Mask

All problems fade to nothingness when you’re asleep: the screaming boss, the demanding spouse, the needy psychotic lover, the chasing credit card companies, the ever increasing alimony payments, the ailing always-on-the-phone parents, the totally out of control addictions, the omnipresent feelings of complete hopelessness in a society that undervalues everything you do. The difficulty of course, is actually nodding off in the first place. Thanks to this mask, your two closed eyes can stick up two giant fingers to an awake world, so you can come out of your slumber ready to face any daily difficulty with renewed optimism. Or in your case, perhaps renewed pessimism.